Monarchist: ‘The problem with you guys is that you want to turn our women into whores, and furthermore you’re too liberal. We want Iran to be strong—we don’t care about human rights, Iran needs strong leadership, but we can’t be controlled by this Arab-Islamic regime’

Liberal / Democrat: ‘So you don’t give a shit about human rights, you just hate the Islamic Republic? We need to distinguish between Islam and the Islamic Republic, they’re like ISIS, do you consider ISIS as Islam too?’

Monarchist: ‘YES, ISIS is EXACTLY what Islam looks like in practice—’

Marxist: ‘Everybody shut the fuck up, they’re shooting us and meanwhile we are arguing about ideology. We need to…’

Liberal / Democrat: ‘Why are you talking? You want Iran to become like Cuba? Have you seen what Cuba is like?’

Monarchist: ‘JAVID SHAH! (Long live the King)’

Liberal / Democrat: ‘You Haramzadeh (bastard)’

Monarchist: ‘Both your entire lineages are bastards and your mothers are whores!’

Marxist: ‘LET ME TALK, FOR GOD’S SAKE’

(I then left)

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