> They’re gonna attack
> They’re not gonna attack
> They’re gonna attack, but it’ll be limited
> They want a deal
> They don’t want a deal
> They’re gonna attack, and it’ll be all-out
> They pretended to attack, but then didn’t
> The buildup is a bluff
> They say they won’t attack, but sources say that actually they are going to attack
> We’re meeting on Thursday
> Just kidding, we’re not meeting
> This weekend we’ll attack (for real)

Please man have some mercy on me